you all listen to me and listen good! castiel and aziraphale may both be fallen gay angels who averted the apocalypse and are in love with a car dude but they are fundamentally different! aziraphale is sitting there eating his little tea and crumpets with caviar or whatever while reading pride and prejudice and listening to chopin’s nocturnes. cas is eating gas station nachos, covered in blood, in his pick up truck belting out christina aguilera’s part in lady marmalade they are not the same!!
Why make them friends when it is simply funnier to make them be bitches to one another?
ALT
