friend: Should've produced one more. So we'll have Bobby too. TEAM FREE WILL!
me: Oh wait... the kittens' dad is the mom's brother.
friend: OMG! WINCEST!
me: But he ran away some weeks ago. The mom cat's the pretty one with green eyes. Then the dad cat's the one with the really long tail (jared's height? I dunno). But he wanted to go to college pfftt. Fine. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING??? CATS, STOP BEING SPN.