• me: WE HAVE 3 NEW KITTENS!
  • friend: CAS!
  • me: SAM! DEAN!
  • friend: Should've produced one more. So we'll have Bobby too. TEAM FREE WILL!
  • me: Oh wait... the kittens' dad is the mom's brother.
  • friend: OMG! WINCEST!
  • me: But he ran away some weeks ago. The mom cat's the pretty one with green eyes. Then the dad cat's the one with the really long tail (jared's height? I dunno). But he wanted to go to college pfftt. Fine. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING??? CATS, STOP BEING SPN.
  • friend: SUPERCATURAL.